The Beginning

     In a cluster of two million possible human choices I was the fastest, well my sibling and I were the fastest, but I don't know what happend to him within the first few weeks I was alone in the womb. It's hard being alone after knowing you were supossed to have another friend in the world who is related to you but I believe I'm dealing pretty well. I was also supposed to have an older brother but my mom wasn't prepared to care for him so she gave him up and had me seven years later. For some reason God left me alive and took my siblings back with him, living up to the big mans plans is turning out to be more difficult then I thought but I'm managing.

    I'm going to start with my first year in this post, at least as much as I can remember or what I've been told over the years. My first day of life, I was born in a hospital with pretty much my whole family who lived near us at the time in the room, it was very awkward being in the spot light after my first minute of breath. I've never been one for acting and being in the public eye so I think it stems from that moment. I got to meet all of my relatives by being passed around like a hot potato and fought over like a piece of meat for a lion dinner. I want to say two days later I was home, in my yellow room with polka dotted dinosaurs all around, when I become a parent I hope I'm as cool as my parents. After three weeks a schedule was worked out and I was the best child of four weeks old you would ever meet, very rearly cried slept all through the night and stayed out of thing I wasn't supposed to be in. But then eight months came along and I changed, not too drastically but I wouldn't keep my shoes on, ever, this continued for about two and half years; also I never stayed clothed as soon as I was home my dress was off, early sign of prostituting? I believe you're right but it has not lasted. That's it for my first year of life but the terrible twos are coming next and let me tell you, two was my best year for trouble making. :)

Until next time bloggers, I bid you adieu! <3